The Google meme

Type your name and "wants", "needs", "loves", "feels", "likes", "knows", and "thinks" into Google Search and record the first five (or any five) responses.

Here goes:

Joan wants you to check out this page.
Joan wants to know about the News 8 guy.
Joan wants their children to be the successor beneficiaries and receive the balance in the IRA in equal shares.
Joan wants the best for her daughter and to be understood by her, but "mommie dearest" (as Joan wants to be called) puts Tina in boarding schools, treats her violently, and finally leaves her out of the will. (Clearly not the same Joan as above!)
Joan wants to know what it was like.

Joan needs a man.
Joan needs us all.
Joan needs some help! (I certainly sound desperate, don't I?)
Joan needs to mend.
Joan needs to find values of x and y that make this equation true.

Joan loves paper and we love Joan's work. (Jeez, they've been in my studio space!)
Joan loves and hates Oxford.
Joan loves him from afar.
Joan loves Papaya.
Joan loves riding horses and Yankees baseball. (Must be some other Joan!)

Joan feels good because she values the A.
Joan feels that she is a productive member of society until she is released.
Joan feels her face flushing.
Joan feels foolish herself.
Joan feels governed by her family's strong involvement in volunteerism and a commitment to “give something back”.

Joan likes to use highly breathable dance fabrics.
Joan likes a partner who is mentally alive and keeps her guessing
Joan likes stuffed animals
Joan likes her cake.
Joan likes to cook.

Joan knows Bill personally.
Joan knows real estate, which is why she's consistently a top-producing Realtor®.
Joan knows that in life it doesn't do to evade one's responsibilities and she wants to prepare her children for the realities that lie ahead of them. (You must check out the source for this one!
Joan knows that her bank is open on Saturday.
Joan knows someone looking for a research chemist for a position in the biological and chemical warfare division of his laboratory.

Joan thinks keeping constituents informed about important issues in parliament and in the constituency is a priority.
Joan thinks they need to make a list of people who will vouch for him.
Joan thinks the finance comm.. should serve as the liaison to the auditor.
Joan thinks this is cute of Marge, who is giving in to the photographer's plea to "put on the crazy sunglasses!"
Joan thinks she may be pregnant. (NOT! I'm not that delusional!)