Monster Mutant Zucchini

[mojosmom]

So we're sitting around yesterday eating lunch when my colleague Tony says, "Does anyone want some zucchini or tomatoes?" I said, "Sure", and he proceeded to say that he had some really large zucchini, and that I shouldn't feel bad if I couldn't use the whole thing.

I came in to work this morning and found this on my desk:

That's an 18" ruler!