Monster Mutant Zucchini

[mojosmom]

So we're sitting around yesterday eating lunch when my colleague Tony says, "Does anyone want some zucchini or tomatoes?" I said, "Sure", and he proceeded to say that he had some really large zucchini, and that I shouldn't feel bad if I couldn't use the whole thing.

I came in to work this morning and found this on my desk:

That's an 18" ruler!

Comments

[shendoah.livejournal.com]

so many inappropriate jokes to make, so little time....

In good taste

[skyring.livejournal.com]

Tsk! And they say we men are bad.

Sometimes a vegetable is just a vegetable. Besides, it's not the size that matters, it's how well it goes in the pot.

Pete, succumbing to temptation

;)

[madame-urushiol.livejournal.com]

[onyerbike.livejournal.com]

I won't say a thing about size, except to direct you to a story in my local paper this week: http://tinyurl.com/marjjq. 6 feet, baby! Don't tell your colleague, though - he might get a complex. ;-)

[greedyreader.livejournal.com]

Zucchini porn!